Surgical Principles of Bongi

This is a series of entertaining and very true posts from Bongi over at Other Things Amanzi:

1. to swear does in fact help.
   
2. fear nothing but fear itself.
   
3. all bleeding stops.
   
4. enjoy.
   
5. it is in fact always the surgeon's fault.
   
6. take a moment.
   
7. break the tension, don't add to it.
   
8. we do it to impress the chicks.

Clearly Bongi is more successful at impressing chicks because when I did what he did they all went off for debriefing and counselling.