Showing posts with label quacks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quacks. Show all posts

Friday, December 31, 2010

Zippity Zappity, Powerbands and AMI


I thought that I would make my last post for 2010 a recap of the fight against quackery and shonky medicine in Australia. The ACCC and TGA seem to be finally growing some balls because we have seen public action against Fatzap, Power Balance Bands, and now AMI. So far, AMI has filed for liquidation, Power Balance's Tom O'Dowd has admitted that his claims are rubbish, but FatZap is still standing.


Power Bands

For those not familiar with the story of the Power Balance Bands, these are small silicone bands bearing holograms that would allegedly improve your concentration, energy, performance or whatever. Frankly, this is a whole load of bullshit and there was no way that they could physiologically work, but that didn't stop a whole series of paid sporting celebrities wearing them and effectively promoting them.

The company claims (via its US website, as the Australian website has been ordered to take down these claims):

WHAT IS POWER BALANCE?
Power Balance is Performance Technology designed to work with your body’s natural energy field. Founded by athletes, Power Balance is a favorite among elite athletes for whom balance, strength and flexibility are important.
HOW DOES THE HOLOGRAM WORK?
Power Balance is based on the idea of optimizing the body’s natural energy flow, similar to concepts behind many Eastern philosophies. The hologram in Power Balance is designed to resonate with and respond to the natural energy field of the body.

The NineMSN report (below) of copycat competitor Eken Power Bands makes very similar claims. Notice how despite having a series of experts saying it is rubbish, they still add in an upbeat soundtrack, fall for some nonsensical "tests" which are clearly admitted to be nonscientific and easily manipulated, and suggest that a "placebo effect" (which is basically when a subject thinks a treatment is working even when it isn't) is a good thing, and still a good reason to waste money on a $60 elastic band on the wrist. What next? Magical staples? Psychic paperclips?

The Power Balance guys say that you can test that the band is working and help spot "fakes." Obviously, this is a rigorous and high-tech process as the following image shows.


Personally, I'd prefer to trust the tests done by Choice Magazine and Australian Skeptics, which clearly prove that these devices are ineffective and that the ACCC is justified in forcing Power Balance to withdraw their claims and offer a full refund to all customers.

"We'd made claims in the start that said that our product improved strength, balance and flexibility," he told the ABC's AM program.
"And we didn't have the scientific peer-reviewed double blind testing or the level of proof that we needed to substantiate those claims."
- Tom O'Dowd, Power Balance CEO. ABC Radio AM - 23/12/2010

"Advanced" Medical Institute

One of AMI's controversial billboards.


As for AMI, or Advanced Medical Institute, a sister-company to my much-favoured Heart-Check Clinics (see Heart Check? Blank Cheque! and Part 2), they have had a series of devastating blows in the UK and Australia. This is the company responsible for those horrible billboards and TV advertisements (above) promoting treatment for erectile dysfunction (and inviting every form of sexual innuendo and pun available). This effectively rides on the coat-tails of big-budget pharmaceutical promotion for Viagra, and offers a series of expensive, escalating treatments ranging from nasal sprays to penile injections - all in direct competition to that blue pill.

There is no doubt that AMI has been very successful, and despite being under the spotlight for many years, it has managed to continue raking in the cash and staying in business. Why? Well, Jack Vaisman, founder of AMI has managed to find a little niche by:
    AMI Founder Jack Vaisman
  • utilising a growing market and consumer demand fostered by other parties (such as Pfizer)
  • making use of a sensitive and embarrassing topic (impotence or erectile dysfunction), with many patients unwilling to air their dissatisfaction in public or approach authorities
  • boldly pushing ahead with mass advertising, successfully made them a household name
  • advertising a plausible, publicly tolerable (apomorphine nasal spray) treatment with minimal further detail, and then sucking consumers into overpriced conventional erectile dysfunction therapy using typical bait-and-switch sales techniques
  • locking customers into expensive, 6-month "contract sales" where they pay a large fee (either lump sum or monthly) for a supply of the aforementioned spray, with the only means of backing out being to complete a series of conventional but increasingly undesirable therapies (such as Papaverine or Prostaglandin Penile Injections) - like mobile phone companies and their contracts

Whilst it is good to see that authorities have finally done enough to cause Jack Vaisman to liquidate AMI, the most disturbing thing is that it does not really address the heart of his success - the ability to make unsubstantiated and fraudulent claims about his treatments. It is not the TGA that has been successful as exposing him as a shonk and shutting him down - it is the ACCC which has fined him for unconscionable sales conduct, and allowing non-medical staff to provide medical services and advice. To me, it highlights the impotence of the TGA at regulating the claims of therapies in its register, which is much more serious than the impotence of AMI's customers. It also demonstrates the lack of moral and ethical behaviour amongst unregistered, pseudomedical practitioners who fall outside any effective professional regulatory framework.



FatZap

Which leads us to FatZap. This company claims that by applying heat (via infrared laser, ultrasound, radiofrequency or whatever) to an area of subcutaneous fat that it can just make it go away.

Fatzap™ Ultra Sound Treatment uses low frequency ultrasound resonance technology to disrupt fat cells. An ultrasound beam selectively targets fat cells in the chosen body area, and brings them to self resonance. This process triggers the fat cells to release their fatty substance in that particular area. The fat cell content, primarily comprised of triglycerides, is dispersed into the fluid between the cells and then transported through the vascular and lymphatic systems to the liver. The liver makes no distinction between fat coming from the Fatzap™ treatment and fat originating from consumed food. Both are processed by the body’s natural mechanisms. So that your body metabolises this excess liquefied fat rather than stores it elsewhere in the body, we recommend a low carbohydrate eating plan with overall negative calorie intake for several days following each treatment.
- FatZap.com.au

Personally, I don't want ultrasound to damage any of my cells, be they fat or otherwise. Did you know that the myelin sheath around your nerves is composed of 80% fat? If FatZap's claims are true, I'm waiting for an explosion in legal suits for peripheral neuropathy.

Like many cosmetic clinics, FatZap pushes its products through social media seeding - where someone posing as a satisfied customer makes comments on community forums or blogs saying how great the treatment is - a cheap and nasty way to make unsubstantiated claims as the comments can't be traced back to the source. Look at the following forums / chat boards for examples, and notice how the most enthusiastic comments are from new members with only 1 post.
Walking Adipose from Partners in Crime,
Doctor Who (BBC 2008, Episode 1, Series 4)


Personally, I would have thought that these treatments are about as realistic as this episode of Doctor Who, but then again, some people will believe anything. Let's hope that FatZap and its copycats don't last beyond 2011.

Links:


Power Bands Let Loose
  • Watchdog says power wristbands a crock - ABC News Australia Dec 2010
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  • Power band no better than a rubber band: ACCC - The Australian Dec 2010
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  • Do power bands really work? - NineMSN Sep 2010
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  • Power of holograms or just a big scam? - Sunday Mail Apr 2010
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AMI Deflated
  • Sex ripoff 'unconscionable' - SMH Dec 2010
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  • The hard sell for longer-lasting sex - SMH Dec 2010
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  • ACCC alleges unconscionable conduct in promotion and supply of men's sexual dysfunction treatment program - ACCC Website Dec 2010
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  • London clinic’s £3,000 ‘cure’ for impotence was only a nasal spray - London Evening Standard Jul 2010
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  • Advanced Medical Institute to pay compo - SMH 7 Dec 2010
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  • Doctors give sex drugs a spray - SMH May 2009
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  • Want longer lasting sex? Steer clear of AMI’s ‘Nasal Delivery Technology’ - CounterKnowledge.com Feb 2009
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  • The controversial life and times of Doctor Droop - The Age Feb 2009
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  • Rise of nasal spray guru - Daily Telegraph Oct 2006
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FatZap Not the Good Oil
  • Fat zappers may be a fad too far - The Age Sep 2010
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  • Fatzap Centres continue to claim to melt away weight - Herald Sun Aug 2009
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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Helpcure.Com is a Fraudulent Scam

I can't make it much simpler than that, can I?

It is commonplace that blogs are used for comment spam - some would consider it a valid and respectable technique for search engine optimisation (or SEO, in geek-speak). This is basically where you try to drum up links to your website by posting a whole bunch of comments on various other (more respectable) websites or blogs in the hope that search engines like Google will start ranking your website more highly.

I normally delete such comment spam as soon as I see them as they are usually for things like cheap, illegal, and probably counterfeit Viagra, Cialis, Horny Goat Weed, Rose Hip Oil, or Sniffing Glue etcetera. In this case, though, not only did I find the comment transiently amusing, but after having some time to think about it I found the fact that it was so effective for this website quite offensive.

Let me explain to you how this works:
  1. Let us say you are the author of a particularly informative and well-respected blog, who shall remain nameless.

  2. One day you receive a comment on one of your blog posts along the lines of "Hey great post! Here is a gratuitously ego-stroking comment just to see whether or not you are paying attention to the comments posted on your blog."

  3. You might see a few of these trickle in, and before you know it, you are flooded by more comments: "Hey great post! Here is another gratuitously ego-stroking comment so that your first instinct is to approve this comment and secondly you don't notice the segue to another website that is connected to your blog by the most tenuous of links, such as this fantastic web page at http://fredbrunel.com/journal/2007/10/comment-spam-explained/

  4. If you pay attention, you might notice that the comment on your blogpost might look remarkably similar to comments on another web page, or another blog, or that other blog you never read. You might then stumble across more websites with the same comment, even ones that you might normally respect.

Furthermore, you are highly likely to discover that the target website is full of fraudulent bullshit designed to fleece unsuspecting, desperate and vulnerable people of their hard-earned cash. For example, Helpcure.com says:

THIS IS HOLISTIC TREATMENT ! WHAT IS THIS?

THIS IS A COMBINATION OF A BIO MAGNETIC CARD WITH BIO MAGNETIC TAPE ON THE CARD- (OR BIO MAGNETIC TABLETS ALSO CAN BE USED) THIS WILL CREATE NEGATIVE CHARGE IN CD4 CELLS- TO PUSH VIRUS OUT THROUGH BIO MAGNETIC FORCE AND HERBALS TO ENHANCE IMMUNITY -TO PROTECT YOU FURTHER. NO SIDE EFFECTS AND NO PROBLEMS.


Are you nuts???? You are seriously asserting that a credit card will push viral particles out of my body through magnetic force? You bet this is holistic therapy, because I can tell you which hole you can swipe your card through.

If you have HIV (or indeed any illness) please do not fall for this load of codswallop. Just listen to your immunologist and infectious diseases physician. Read the FDA tips on how to spot a health fraud. Discuss any change in treatment with your specialist before lauching into anything. Use your brain and a modicum of commonsense.

If only I could get 1000 other blogs to link here with comment about the truth of HELPCURE.COM, then maybe the Number 1 Search Entry for "HELPCURE + HIV" will say "Helpcure.Com is a fraud". So once more for the benefit of the Google spiderbots: HELPCURE.COM IS A FRAUDULENT SCAM.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Heart Check? Blank Cheque! Part 2

ACA - Heart Check Con
ACA - Heart Check Con
Last year, I wrote a blog entry entitled Heart Check? Blank Cheque!.

It looks like our good friend, A Current Affair, has put their "investigative skills" to the case and done a slag piece on Heart Check. Please note that I had absolutely nothing to do with this - but I don't feel the least bit sorry for them.

Clearly this piece has had more effect than my blog entry, as this Heart Check Clinic Manager reports in her blog. Hopefully it has had no involvement in her marital difficulties.

Click on the image above to see the ACA video.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Heart Check? Blank Cheque!

I recently came across a group of clinics called Heart Check. Clearly there is some controversy about how they operate. They advertise "free" (subject to bulk-billing conditions) heart checkups on TV and radio and encourage patients (or customers) to spread the word amongst their friends and relatives. They even advertise via Shop-a-dockets!

My patients have been telling me about their visits to these clinics. On arrival the clients fill out a questionnaire which encourages them to report the most trivial of potentially cardiac-related symptoms. An on-site GP railroads them into describing any palpitations, chest, shoulder, arm or neck discomfort, shortness of breath on (extreme) exertion, smoking history, and any personal or family history of diabetes, ischaemic heart disease, hypertension, hyperlipidaemia, obesity or any form of cardiovascular disease. There is a minimalist history or examination otherwise.

They then automatically get an ECG, and barring someone who is going to keel over and die if they walk for 2 minutes, they are then recommended to have an exercise ECG. Anyone who reports palpitations gets a Holter monitor.

Depending on the results, you are either sent to hospital, a cardiologist, a surgeon, or a GP. By depending on the results, I mean that if you are a robot whose heart rate does not vary from 60 bpm ever, you might get sent to your GP with an "All Clear" report. Otherwise, you are almost guaranteed a referral to a specialist of some sort (though if you develop an AMI on the treadmill they terminate the test and call an ambulance). Even better, sometimes they send you to your GP to get a referral to a specialist.

This is not a new idea - I suppose it all started with screening tests such as the urine dipstick for glucose (looking for diabetes) and proteinuria (for early renal failure), breast cancer and prostate cancer screening (with mammograms, breast and rectal exams and serial PSAs), and now FOB tests (for possible early bowel cancer). These are all targeted as a public service, rather than a profit-making exercise. A great deal of thought has been put into working out the pre-test probabilities for these screening tests (well, maybe not for serial PSA). Ever since then a whole series of very questionable clinics have set up shop - ranging from those offering coronary calcium scoring to whole body CT scanning. Of course Heart Check is not alone in this business (WA Cardiology offers CT Coronary Angiography).

Now, I have mixed feelings about all of this. Firstly, I have to admire Heart Check's efficiency and protocol. It is almost an ideal setup for a surgical practice. Shoehorn your patients quickly and efficiently into a provisional diagnosis, investigation protocol and treatment plan. It doesn't matter whether they really have something wrong or not - there is always someone else to palm the patients off to afterwards. Get them in and out, and make a mint along the way. My accountant would love a practice like that.

After a great deal of consideration, though, I have decided that what they do is blatantly unethical. The fact is that they prey on public fears of heart disease. Like all good advertisers, they create a need by convincing the general public that they could have a hidden risk of dropping dead - all preventable by having an ECG. Even better - it's free!

They skirt around Medicare requirements by employing an on-site GP, even though the GP has no role other than to initiate these investigations, and in fact, does not even need to hold any qualifications such as an FRACGP. They perform an abbreviated stress test (on behalf of an off-site cardiologist), and consider abnormal what most sensible doctors would see as normal findings (so that the patients feel that they "found something"). They then take no responsibility for subsequent care, and refer off to a host of other specialists via the patient's normal GP.

And then they dare to claim it all on Medicare so that our taxes foot the bill. Generally there is a gap fee for anything other than the basic 12-lead ECG, but you wouldn't know it from the advertising. When noise-complaints group Noisewatch tried to stop Heart Check's rather annoying advertisements they lost out. Perhaps they might have had more luck if they'd focused on the last line in the ad: "It's fully covered by Medicare."

But how can I complain when they introduce patients back into the health system, ultimately providing me with a source of referrals, all of whom I can safely pat on the back and say that despite what the doctor at the Heart Check clinic told them, their tests results are well within normal range, their lack of symptoms are nothing to worry about, and send them on their way with a nice fat bill (again, largely subsidised by Medicare). Sometimes I even find something real, such as a hernia, on my clinical examination which I can, in turn, investigate and treat even though the patient never complained of anything in the first place!

Have I been seduced by the referral merry-go-round? Am I getting sucked into the unnecessary investigation whirlpool? Perhaps it is normal practice in somewhere like the US - but it seems decidedly out of place in Australia.